Dear Mr Important,
I understand you drive a flashy, brand new Nissan Altima and you don’t want the paint job to be sluffed + dinged up by the crappy Toyota Avalon parked next to you, but sice you perfectly double parked, I had to park 2 blocks away and carry ice cream in this scorching hear. My ice cream melted and you ruined my day. I hope every time you eat ice crea, it melts, and you think of me… for the rest of you important life.
Have a lovely Saturday.