Dear Ptential Deviants:
I am aware that my car window is open. Please do not disturb the rest of the contents of my vehicle. I have taken all belongings of valve with me, except some reusable bags and a pack of baby wipes in my trunk.
Thank you for you cooperation, it is greatly appreciated.
P.S if you feel it necessary to steal any baby wipes, please limit it to 1 (one) per deviant.